MC Paul Barman
is a hip hop MC from Ridgewood, New Jersey, who attended Brown University.
"I couldn't stay calm because/ she revealed a bra made of two yarmulkes." -the song pII
"What's happening? I keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring." - From Deltron 3030
"Can I chime in? I'll still be rhymin' when I'm in your hymen." - MTV, Get off the Air, Part II
"I'll never forget the time Austin got lost in Boston because it rhymes." - Heartfelt Experiment
"In 5th grade she used to draw horses. Now she's a dominatrix, and she's shaved off her eyebrows. I just don't understand." - A Very Sad Story
"I push the envelope so far it says, 'Excuse you.'" - Excuse You
"My Brain makes the earth dark though I'm hung like a birth mark." - Joy of Your World
"-Like Alfred E. Newman asking "What, Me Understand?" Catch me fleeing from France peeing my pants with Ice Cream in my hands" - Schmuck Busters
"Your Talents are bite-sized, it's no surprise you rhyme with white guys." - MTV, Get off the Air, Part II
"Friends memories fade. We're remembered by what we made, so I intertwined my rhymes and my mind into a braid." - Excuse You.
"My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist." - Cock Mobster, reprised from MTV Get off the Air Part II
"I like shorn quim lasses in horn-rimmed glasses, but Cindy Crawford offered." - Cock Mobster
"A Hand Job’s a Man’s Job. Yo' Job’s a Blow Job." - Salvation Barmy
"Smirkin' jocks with hackysacks and Birkenstocks and khaki slacks. I'm the hypest lyricist, while they're like, 'What type of beer is this?' " - MTV Get off the Air Part II
"Had I made a mockery of their culture, like the Choco Taco? Was I to rap as France was to Morocco? Was I:rap::France:Morocco?"
"I made Tahnee Welch punanni felch while her mommy belched!"